Pathetic Tucker Carlson goes all-in on the WAR ON CHRISTMAS! Gingerbread PEOPLE!!!!

Note: This is a trigger warning for anyone who has lost loved ones in the GLOBAL WAR ON CHRISTMAS!

It’s that time of year again. Maybe you buy a Christmas tree. Maybe you polish a Menorah. Maybe you set up some kinara candles. Maybe you don’t do any of that stuff, and you search for deals on new televisions.* Last night Tucker Carlson, whose show—let’s call it, Being Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Xenophobic, and Intellectually Dishonest with Tucker Carlson—has taken a shellacking of late, with at least a baker’s dozen of advertisers running away in droves, did what he does, which is blathering away.

At the midway point of his show, Tucker decided to remind everyone what time of year it is. You guessed it: It’s the WAR ON CHRISTMAS time of year! 

Tucker: Well, the War on Christmas is not real. They tell you all the time, it’s totally fake. And if you believe in it you're dumb. You watch Fox News or something. But it's also, of course, going on and it's being fought very fiercely here in America. But not just in America. The War on Christmas is a global struggle. In the parliament of Scotland—they have a national parliament—the coffee shop has stopped selling gingerbread men. Why? Gender-specific. They're now called gingerbread people. Every time Tucker Carlson turns a shade of red, an angel gets their GENDER-NON-SPECIFIC WINGS! Tucker brought on right-wing radio “personality” Tammy Bruce to discuss this overseas conflict in the War on Christmas. If you don’t remember Fox News contributor Tammy Bruce, you can read about how she called newly elected President Barack Obama and his wife Michelle  “trash” shortly after they took office. Well, ol’ Mrs. Double First Names Tammy Bruce was almost inconsolable in reporting the carnage being visited upon good old Saint Nick!

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Senate passes continuing resolution to avert partial government shutdown

While it took a good deal of conning by White House staff, Individual 1 was eventually dissuaded from having his government shutdown, and Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell got to work on getting a continuing resolution done so that everyone could leave town. But not quickly. No not at all. Finally, after hours of backroom deal-making, the Senate got it done with a voice vote. It does still have to be passed by the House, and just in case McConnell is keeping the Senate in on Thursday, just in case.

Democratic Leaders Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, although not thrilled, agreed. The House maniacs in the Freedom Caucus continue to have their requisite fit, but there's not likely to be enough of them to matter in the lame duck. So Trump is (most likely) dealt with. The maniacs are (most likely) dealt with. Enter the Senate, which is allergic to taking quick action on anything.

Seeing the last legislative train leaving the station Wednesday was just too much for too many senators. So they spent all day fighting over 120 bills on public lands management packaged up and jammed in. "The idea is to get the whole lands' package done. (Alaska Republican Sen. Lisa) Murkowski has put together a number of bills that are very important to the West," said Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY). Others want to make sure it included a number of lapsed reauthorizations, including the Land and Water Conservation Fund. It already contains extensions until February 8 for the "Violence Against Women Act, the National Flood Insurance Program, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, and authority for the EPA to collect pesticide registration fees."

Other provisions in the already-agreed upon CR include:

A Department of Homeland Security program designed to protect chemical facilities from terrorist attacks. Two lapsed Department of Health and Human Services authorities designed to combat pandemics and potential biological attacks. The E-Verify program, which employers use to check the immigration status of prospective workers, and visa programs for foreign investors, seasonal workers, medical school graduates and religious workers. A program known as “Money Follows the Person,” which helps people who receive Medicaid to live in the community rather than an institution. A program that helps to ensure people whose spouse is covered by Medicaid for long-term care is still able to keep some of his or her income.

There's still the possibility that between now and when this gets to Trump's desk, he changes his mind. That's certainly what the Freedom Caucus maniacs are clamoring for, warning if Trump signs the bill there will be "major damage" to his re-election in 2020 with the base. But that's coming from Rep. Mark Meadows, who pre-emptively rejected an offer to be Trump's chief of staff, so Trump probably won't listen to him anyway. Besides, he's gotta get to Mar-a-Lago Friday.

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Swalwell: Trump Shows ‘Consciousness Of Guilt’ In Russia Contact | The Beat With Ari Melber | MSNBC

President Trump handed the Kremlin two victories, dropping sanctions on the business interests of a Russian oligarch and defying Pentagon officials with a decision to remove all U.S. troops from Syria, as bombshell reporting reveals Trump’s fingerprints to be all over the Moscow deal. Rep. Eric Swalwell tells Ari Melber that Trump and his family have demonstrated “consciousness of guilt” by either denying or lying about Russia contacts. » Subscribe to MSNBC: http://on.msnbc.com/SubscribeTomsnbc About: MSNBC is the premier destination for in-depth analysis of daily headlines, insightful political commentary and informed perspectives. Reaching more than 95 million households worldwide, MSNBC offers a full schedule of live news coverage, political opinions and award-winning documentary programming -- 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Connect with MSNBC Online Visit msnbc.com: http://on.msnbc.com/Readmsnbc Subscribe to MSNBC Newsletter: MSNBC.com/NewslettersYouTube Find MSNBC on Facebook: http://on.msnbc.com/Likemsnbc Follow MSNBC on Twitter: http://on.msnbc.com/Followmsnbc Follow MSNBC on Instagram: http://on.msnbc.com/Instamsnbc Swalwell: Trump Shows 'Consciousness Of Guilt' In Russia Contact | The Beat With Ari Melber | MSNBC

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